October 2010
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I...”
– Oscar Wilde
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Spandex, Lycra, or Nylon.
Me-"The scary guy reminds me of a wrestler."
James-"How so?"
Me-"Because he's built like a wrestler."
James-"Uh..."
Me-"Like a mat wrestler, not a WWF wrestler."
James-"Ok, I can see that."
Me-"I can see him in a blue leotard wrestling another man."
O_o
“Can we count on our conversations
To restore us like energon cubes?
Made one...”
– Point of Extinction-Motion City Soundtrack
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Balls.
"BALLS!"
Tuesday at 1: 35pm
Tony-"I have two balls"
Me-"Good to know Tony ;)"
Tony-"Well I was hoping you didn't think I only had one or none so I just had to let you know, ha!"
Me-"Yea well... I TOTALLY thought you had 3. But now the record has been set straight! Thank you tony!"
Tony-"You're welcome I didn't want you to think I was a freak or anything."
Me-"Your name has been cleared : )"
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“It must be hard to be a model, because you’d want to be like the...”
– Andy Warhol
“When love is not madness, it is not love.”
– ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca
“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.”
– ~John Lennon
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I pwnt ya.
Me: I want a Jack-o-lantern tattooed on me.
Husband: That's stupid.
Me: Oh?
Husband: I'd make fun of you.
Me: Well it's not as stupid as tribal arm bands!
Husband: This is true.
BURN.
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